About

my ruined bath

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This is me.  I am a girl, and I do stupid things like eat sunflower seeds in the tub whilst reading and then wonder why I fail at something as simple as bath.  I can’t just take a bath.  Apparently I need to multitask and spill things and get frustrated when I’m supposed to be relaxing.  (( I mean… what is relaxing anyway?  Isn’t it just like sitting there?  I can’t just sit, because then my mind wanders and it doesn’t take long for it to settle on something (probably something unpleasant).  Then once I start thinking about something I’m probably (like 99.9% of the time) going to start worrying about it.  And doesn’t worrying kind of defeat the idea of relaxing? ))

Anyway, this is my super special corner of The Internets.  I probably complain and rant a lot, but I also post screenshots, tell stories, and share pictures and things I’ve drawn from time to time. (Like this picture of me here.  *points to the left*  It’s sort of a self portrait, except it really happened so I guess it’s more like art imitating life, right?)

I’m 28 years old and I like putting things on my head.  I like green and pink, and stick figures and alligators and dinosaurs and grape Kool-Aid.  I live for Harry Potter and Shark Week.  My husband (The Destroyer) is in the Army National Guard, and we watch Disney movies together (both of us probably wishing I was a princess instead of a whiny bossy-pants).  We also play games together.  That’s how we met: playing an online video game.  We are nerds.

That is all.